wifi: connected
me: then fucking act like it
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Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself
when you’re trying to be down but it’s just not built like that:
i love everything about this lmao
I love all of them 😂
LMFAAAOOOOO
She don’t want no scrubs
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Women that are engineers in the music industry.
Link:
http://djbooth.net/mobile/feature-amp/2017-07-11-a-conversation-with-gloria-kaba
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Firefly is the opposite of waterfall
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
I need volunteers
For what?
I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”
how do i get in on this
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Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at the 2017 VMAs x
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