1. alvxandra:

    oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  2. (via laaarl)

     
  3. breakinq:

    following back heaps♡

    (Source: dreamtastic)

     
  4. dulect:

    image

    watcha got there

    (Source: awwww-cute, via pizza)

     

  5. anders-holmdick:

    god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

    (via tightvaginas)

     

  6. krisbuscus:

    bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

    I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

    (via pizza)

     

  7. "It doesn’t matter if it’s a relationship, a lifestyle, or a job. If it doesn’t make you happy let it go."
     

  8. chefboyardeezie:

    "this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

    (Source: kuzco2000, via tightvaginas)

     
  9. (Source: fyeahmovieclub, via sextnoise)

     

  10. g2gfast:

    today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

    (Source: africans, via lohanthony)

     
  11. (Source: kezzzzo, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  12. urbancatfitters:

    if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  13. pizzapriince:

    following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    (via breakinq)

     

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  15. teenshealthandfitness:

    Love these shoes!